(Otherwise known hereabouts as Story C because I wasn't entirely sure I could pull it off in practice. So apologies, flist for being coy and mysterious on the subject. Not to mention pretentious, now I come to think of it.)

Title: A Gallifreyan at Blandings
Author: lost_spook(vvj5)
Rating: All Ages
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Lord Emsworth, Galahad, the Empress, Beach, Lady Constance Keeble.
Word Count: 9,740
Summary: Lord Emsworth's current secretary is the barmiest yet. He chases aliens, digs holes in the gardens, proposes to girls he has no intention of marrying. Worst of all, he's unsound on the subject of pigs.

( Mere waffle under the cut )
Edit: Yes, it is up on Teaspoon.  Wow.  That was quick...