Oh, my. I didn't even think of that!! 0_o I don't think I'm likely to kill off a cat in fic, but certainly never ever in a jokey ficlet, don't worry.

Oh, that's priceless about the chocolate! So Allo Allo was more accurate than I realised? Someone should write General von Klinkerhoffen being entrusted with that mission and all going wrong... :lol:

I don't know. Somehow exploding cigars seem marginally more reasonable than exploding chocolate. Marginally. Dayna, of course, would probably approve of both...