I giggled maniacally at Maddy and Jonathan and the Gestapo spiders.

Thank you! :-) And I think you've just invented a new and even more hilarious adventure there. "Jonathan Creek and the Invasion of the Gestapo Spiders!"

Heh. There is some Spooks and Press Gang hidden in there, yes, indeed, but someone else picked them. You have... er... a rather random assortment. However, the end result will still mean some Spooks & PG snippets! ;-p