:loL: Wow, I think if ever I'm actually forced to hire myself out to any of you to write the requested fic, it's not going to be you. (Or, in short: comedy is hard work! ;-D)

I suspect it would involve sadly few New Who characters anyway, because I just haven't rewatched it as much and always forget people even exist and default to OLd Who people. So Father Octavian wouldn't need to worry.