Beyond the Roundels

So someone tagged me in this meme on tumblr and I'm reposting it here, because it seemed like the sort of meme people round these parts would also enjoy!

Go to the following website https://www.random.org/lists/ and type in 15 different characters from any Fandom (they can be in the same fandom). Then it will give you an order, after shuffling the characters. You must answer the following in the order they give you!

Fandoms: Dracula (1968), OUaT, Sapphire & Steel, Blake’s 7, Doctor Who, Press Gang, Adam Adamant Lives!, Spooks, The Shadow of the Tower.

Your rival: John Seward. Yay, possibly the only character I could be in a rivalry and have a chance of winning. Even I can get stuff done while he’s fainting and sobbing. Or is this love rival? In which case, well, I’m fairly sure Lucy would be willing to seduce me, anyway, no problem, but she’s a vampire. Excuse me, now I also need to sob and faint. This was a bad idea after all! (look, he’s very amenable, do we have to fight? I can just run away with him and see how detachable his fake whiskers are!)

Played 7 Minutes in Heaven with: Regina Mills. I had to look up 7 minutes in heaven, but oh. 0_o Well, I think this depends on if she’s evil or not? Because if she’s evil, that’s going to be seven minutes of verbally and alas deservedly demolishing me in every department of my life for lack of style, taste etc etc, or some sort of curse, but it would be entertaining. Or. well. OMG. Probably worth the risk...

Your boyfriend/girlfriend: Silver. Okay, possibly time will eat me in the end, and he’s an element so he’s probably up to something, because they’re not really into humans, but honestly Silver is probably a more reasonable proposition than anyone actually human or wanting a normal relationship or anything. I’ll take it. Maybe I’ll even get out alive who knows?

Mom/Dad: Servalan. 0_o Please send he--- /dies, stabbed in back.

The random person you meet at the bar: Clara Oswald. Okay, I’m up for that. If I ever went in bars.

Your boss: Vila Restal. Can work with that; he’s not likely to be strict or present or bothered about whatever I’m actually doing. Best worst boss ever!

Haunts you: Dayna Mellanby. Not a restful spirit! Poor Dayna. Still, could be worse! Also in metaphorical terms, true of a lot of B7 characters.

Drunk singing karaoke with: Charley Pollard. Possibly at the bar with Clara? Make it a date! It’ll be fun.

Gave you your fave dessert: Ruth Evershed. OMG, I didn’t think this meme could make a Ruth answer seem sinister, because Ruth! I love her! She’s not even evil or anything! But. Ruth. Just gave me my favourite dessert. For no reason! Why how what. If I’m lucky, I’m just being vetted or something. Just please pray Harry Pearce doesn’t want to dispose of me because he’s seen my Google history and it’s vital for national security.

Your sibling: Lynda Day. Yeah, no. Lynda is an only child for a reason!

Gave you your first kiss: Georgina Jones. Well, okay, why not? I keep meeting time travellers, anything could happen.

Your best friend: Tegan Jovanka. Aw. I would be happy with that. Tegan’s fun when she’s not busy keeping the Doctor accountable and she’s a great person to have on your side.

Grandma/Grandpa: Seventh Doctor. Yeah. Um. No. I mean, he’d be a great grandparent, up until the moment when everything went to hell because of evil from the dawn of time that he organised, forgot about, and let get out of control, and has manoeuvred me into piano lessons because it’s vital for defeating it by piano playing or something. This is not really ideal grandparently behaviour. At least other Doctors would give me sweets first. /holds Tegan’s hand and faints again.

Proposed to you: Leela. Please don’t kill me - I accept, of course I accept! Who could refuse? (As I’m pretty sure Andred once said.)

Ex: Henry VII. Fair. I think that’s probably the safest thing for him to be, really. Bye, Henry, go find Elizabeth! Be grateful this meme did nothing weirder!